Last night, a friend (obviously a very good friend) dropped off a ziploc full of brownies for me and Joy. So for dessert, I gave Joy a piece. And then I very conservatively ate just one piece (because I am trying to be healthy, you know). But then I blacked out. And I saw a bright light, kind of like in those near death experiences you hear about? And when I came to, I was holding an empty Ziploc.
Scary.