Syd asked me to guest blog because this is her favorite "Please tell me that didn't really happen" story.
My preschooler was so super excited to take his blanket to his Christian Preschool's Share day that he pulled it out of the dryer himself and stuffed it in the share bag. Later, surrounded by 12 angelic children and their adoring parents he whipped it out of the bag and up into the air (in slo mo) flew a pair of my white underwear, clean (thank God), landing in the middle of the blue carpet. No one moved. No one breathed. I had to shuffle inconspicuously into the circle to retrieve it, shoving it into my jacket pocket. You can imagine that we received many invitations for play dates and wholesome functions that year.