For almost seven months now, Clara has woken up pretty consistently every two hours. All night. Every night. And I consistently wake up every morning with bloodshot eyes, feeling (or at least looking) notably like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Since she's recently been taking formula, she has spent 3 nights at her daddy's house in the last three weeks. And each time she's been there, she has slept ALL NIGHT with only one feeding. Which leads me to believe that I have SUCKER written directly on my forehead. Well, in baby-talk anyway. You know, so she can read it. Or may baby hieroglyphics. Or whatever. I'm very tired, cut me some slack.