OK, check this out. Tomorrow is actually going to be the best day EVER, rivaling the births of my children.
First
of all, I have CLEANERS coming. To clean my house. They clean the
toilet, the shower, the kitchen, the floors, and they do whatever else
they do to make it smell CLEAN and LOVELY in here.
Secondly,
MY NEW NANNY is coming tomorrow. I found a nanny, and she is actually
inhumanly perfect and the answer to my prayers. She's better with my
kids than I am. She has energy! She came for her first day with a NANNY
BOX of activities and arts and crafts! And that's not even all. She
actually asked me... wait, I'm tearing up just thinking about it. She
asked me if I would rather she cooked the dinners while she's HERE, or
the NIGHT BEFORE she comes over. I'm not joking. I'm completely
serious. She is my hero. I think I am in ALL-CAPS HEAVEN.