OK, check this out. Tomorrow is actually going to be the best day EVER, rivaling the births of my children.


First of all, I have CLEANERS coming. To clean my house. They clean the toilet, the shower, the kitchen, the floors, and they do whatever else they do to make it smell CLEAN and LOVELY in here.

Secondly, MY NEW NANNY is coming tomorrow. I found a nanny, and she is actually inhumanly perfect and the answer to my prayers. She's better with my kids than I am. She has energy! She came for her first day with a NANNY BOX of activities and arts and crafts! And that's not even all. She actually asked me... wait, I'm tearing up just thinking about it. She asked me if I would rather she cooked the dinners while she's HERE, or the NIGHT BEFORE she comes over. I'm not joking. I'm completely serious. She is my hero. I think I am in ALL-CAPS HEAVEN.