So, during my haphazard Christmas shopping extravaganza, I browsed through a cute little shop in Lynden. I saw a cute, homey jar of chocolate sauce and instantly thought of Joy's step-mom. She loves chocolate, I love chocolate, who doesn't love chocolate? So, as I was wrapping it on Christmas Eve, I took a closer look. And I realized that it was more than just your basic choclate sauce. It was chocolate frosting. Chocolate BODY frosting. Complete with a brush. The directions go something like, step one, get undressed, step two, slather your partner in chocolate, step three, whisper something suggestive in your partner's ear. I consider my ex-husband's wife to be one of my closest friends. But sometimes it might be a good idea to have the tiniest bit of boundaries and good taste. So I kept it for myself.