As aforementioned, I am not cool. At all. I don't even try, I don't find it to be worth the energy.

I used to be in love with the guy who worked at the Cruisin' Coffee stand I'd drive through every day. He was cute, friendly, funny and so nice when he made my hot chocolates. I was so in love with him that I couldn't actually speak in complete sentences around him. One day as he handed me my hot chocolate, he TALKED to me. Right to me!! He said, "How was your weekend?" and I was so flustered that I responded, "You, too!!" and drove away.