An old friend called the other day, and we hadn't spoken for about a year. "How are you?" she asked. I told her I had a little surprise - a 1-month-old baby!
"OH! You got married!" -- "Well, no"
"Oh, you're dating someone!" -- "Not exactly"
"Oh. Um... you're sleeping with someone?" -- "Nope, not anymore!"
"Hm. Well, this is awkward."
Yep.