A friend recently told me that her high school buddies used to call the short-in-front, long-in-back hairstyle the "Yupnope," because when you are approaching the person from the front you think to yourself, "Yup..." but then when you get closer and realize the whole situation you immediately think, "...nope."
Call it what you will. My son has one. Yes, his hair grows naturally into a mullet.
He came out of the birth canal sporting a dark mullet, then lost all of this infant hair, and now he is regrowing a more permanent one.
I feel helpless to stop it. I could cut his hair, but...well...no I really can't cut his hair. I love it too much.
Damnit, son, I love you and your Yupnope.
