Archer took his first steps...about a month ago.
He's also said some words...whenever that was.
First tantrum happened...can't remember the circumstance.
He doesn't use bottles anymore...not sure how long ago that stopped.
Should I be feeling more nostalgic about these things? Keeping records? Will the 38-year-old Archer ask me to recall these things for him during some intimate dinner with his adoring and curious wife (or husband)?
I think I've blown it. Suddenly I feel the urge to write mounds of sentimental poetry about nursing and baths and his pouting lips and pudgy knees.