This surprises me: I am really into making Archer's baby food. I feel like a mad chemist, mixing new ingredients and experimenting with his budding tastes. It is oddly satisfying to beat all kinds of food into a quivering pulp and offer it to him like it is chocolate-covered awesome. Babies are so gullible. Actually, my hope is that organic fruits, vegetables, and porridge will become his personal version of chocolate pudding. Sure, it's a total pipe dream to image Archer at his fifth birthday party rejecting ice cream in favor of swiss chard salad, but I do feel good about loading him up with it early and maybe helping him to develop a more sophisticated palate. And I don't feed him anything I wouldn't eat myself.  Although, I do admit this has become a bit more difficult with the introduction of powdered kelp and brewer's yeast into his porridge; I've been eating that with long teeth.

Who am I kidding -- this kid is probably going to refuse everything but chicken nuggets as soon as he hits three. Nevertheless, armed with a miniature food processor and Super Baby Food by Ruth Yaron, I've been creating a veritable feast of mushy fare each week, and so far nothing has been rejected outright -- except for egg yolks. Actually, Archer didn't even reject those, but his stomach did. Barf.  He even digs on kale; dark green juice runs out of the sides of his mouth like he's some sort of sadistic alien.  And don't get him started on satsumas; you'll be peeling pith until your fingertips are cracking from the acid while he shovels in the sweet-tart morsels and howls for more.

In the photo, from left to right, are what's on this week's menu: blackberry applesauce, broccoli, stewed prunes (a personal crusade against constipation), potatoes, super porridge (oatmeal, amaranth, wheat bran, flax meal).