Today's fashion ensemble finds eli wearing tight polo shirt tucked into his racy red pants. He reminds me of the 1976 Olympic Gymnastics coach from Romania Bela Karolyi. Or if his binky was actually a whistle he would look like Mr. Egan. If you don't know Mr. Egan specifically, then there is a good chance you know his clone. Mr. Egan was my gym teacher in elementary school.